1. 1 year ago 

    “BLACK UMBRELLA (The Right Stuff)”, a bad lip reading of Miley Cyrus


    Just give me that blunt and I’ll last all night
    All night
    I wish I had like 500

    Damn boy, if it hurt the first time
    Shouldn’t be riding inside the whore shack
    Dude’s so crazy, he tryin’ to sell me hubcaps
    Hubcap lover won’t get anywhere without
    That bazooka in the front and then a homie tattoo
    On his shoulder from a Puerto Rican dude he used to knew
    A dark threat in the oasis sayin’ “go shorty”
    Listen up, boys

    We’ll have time to play when you go and move that Jaguar
    Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella
    I’ma bring stars to make us bizarre
    We gonna have a bonfire tonight
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    We smokin’ the right stuff
    We smokin’ the right stuff

    Extra lemon in my Diet Snapple
    Makes a girl happy
    Oh yeah that’s right
    S**t that’s right
    Tea got me jammin’ from head to toe

    Now, why in the world did you treat me
    As if I didn’t understand trigonometry and Tai Chi
    Inverse cosine (see?)
    Oh my gosh, there’s never gonna be a better Padawan than me
    “Meshuggeneh Vinny” had a hoopty
    And the boom boom started moving us
    Till he proceeded to jump out the train
    And braid his show-dog, “Tiny Timmy Tokyo”
    And I’m pregnant

    But right now I’m flying and my crew is on the floor
    Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella
    I’ma get dumb and bang a wizard
    We gonna have a bonfire tonight
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    We smoking’ the right stuff
    We smoking’ the right stuff

    Ain’t no big cauliflower
    Pinch me, ow, don’t forget to kiss it
    Please help me down from this swing
    I got my plasma sword and I’m ready to crank it!

    Happy tree, I drink smoothies
    Don’t worry dawg, I’m tryin’ to find my shrimp
    In the cabbage patch, pink spaghetti
    500 crackers I was saving for my granny
    Cosmic wings, whoopsie
    Let’s buy two big industrial windmills
    I already got one
    Who needs three?
    Well, the first one… I broke it

    But right now I’m flying and my crew is on the floor
    Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella
    We’ll blaze up a blunt in my car
    We going home to eat, ok?
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    We smokin’ the right stuff
    But right now I’m flyin’ and my crew is on the floor (samurai)
    Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella
    We’ll blaze up a blunt in my car
    We gonna have a bonfire tonight
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    We smokin’ the right stuff
    (Windmill)
    We smokin’ the right stuff

    Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading

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