“Give myself two hours coming and going so I can stay outta his way.”
Wait… wat.
“Yeah, we can have Chinese.”
lolwut ?
” One hot afternoon, they’d bought a terribly expensive lunch from a restaurant on a wide balcony that overhung the waves.”
(Source: loveclaire)
“Although the ferry is not scheduled to leave until eleven-and will almost certainly leave a good deal later- Paul’s...
“‘Why, that’s true, sir,’” he said; ‘though how you come to know it, Heaven only knows.’” (what is this even…. Sherlock...
“Mercy sneaked trough the corridor, past the door” okay…?
“Of course… What greater happiness! My friend’s son under my humble roof…” what
“Beat at medium speed with an electric mixer until light and fluffy”
“Now he could go home and explain to the girl that nothing had happened”
“What would you be with me, honest neighbour?” See, I expected better from Much Ado About Nothing.
“Fear gradually began to appear in the eyes of Mrs Ryder.” Small Island - Andrea Levy Oh cock, what the bloody hell’s...
“Polymers have long chain molecules that are initially in a ‘tangled’ state, a little like a bowl of cooked Spaghetti”...
have seemed like...man?” - Danny Wallace, Join Me (Page 45) UHH, WHAT.
^^^Can I take this one? My crush’s name is Peter. If not, it’s “Great, I thought, shutting off the computer.” Story of...
“Thank you for this, Peter.” Apparently i’m going to be thanking someone named peter.
“So, we’ll go no more a roving / So late into the night, / Though the heart still be as loving, / And the moon be still...
“He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.” Kinky.
“Hold on,” blurted Harry. “What about my punishment?” - Prisoner of Azkaban LOL
It’s a picture which state’s “Highlights of Joseph’s Life” well….ok then….. (From The Bible which I now regret putting...
“Alright, but they might throw me out after yesterday” Catching Fire
“A bunch of bandits have established a well-defended gold mine at the far south” -Empire Earth Gold Edition Strategy...
“The flashing arrow was a tougher proposition—at first I couldn’t see how I was going to unhook it from the locked...
Someone else enters the room, and when I look up, I’m surprised...see its the baker, Peeta...
gang rush at me standin’ there all open mouthed...stupid and one grabs my arm and twists...
“We slog back to the train in silence.” Yup. Sounds about right. Catching Fire
“Roran braced himself as she threw herself at him, wrapping her arms around his chest.” -Christopher Paolini,...
Hugh tried to seduce some fresh-faced young girl at the Arksdens’ once, but that was the only time we were more or less...
‘…twice she clicked her beak impatiently, buy Harry was too deeply asleep to hear her.’
“Spade did not look at the pistol.”
“Beowulf, Ecgtheow’s son, replied: ‘Well, friend Unferth, you have had your say about Breca
“Just as Dr.Cable had promised so long ago, this was better than bubbly.” -Specials by Scott Westerfeld
could see the resemblence.
Omg, this is the best. “Still oddly shaken by that queer moment of contact with the young gladiator who was so very much...
“It made me shout, I can tell you. I shouted and sobbed and fell right down on my knees!” Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,...
“The next day I was increasingly apprehensive about the police, for a patient brought rumours of a suspected fight and...
“Holmes chuckled, and wriggled in his chair, as was his habit when in high spirits.” … Oh god yes. You are all JEALOUS.
Ben each threw a white rose onto...peace was shattered by some buffoon driving past
“His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt”-Inheritance Well then, eragons been up to quite alot lately...
“That’s funny. For a second there you reminded me of my brother Ben.” That’s what I get for taking American Drama… Death...
“Men.” LOL! I was kinda disappointed to know that my history practice book was the closest book to me, however, it was...
“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.” - The Fault in Our Stars Not as funny as Catching Fire but...
“My sudden awareness of my foolishness made me calm.” -Grendel by John Gardner ….I actually think this is incredibly...
Katie, this isn’t Mass Effect 2 you have to take OFF the fake N7 armor…
OCEAN’S ELEVEN (pg. 45 “Save The Cat! Goes to the Movies” - Blake Snyder) Travis, is this your doing?